Okay, so I’ve had a few questions about the various sex toys my boys play with. They are lucky enough right now to have a few GI Joe sized plugs, dildos, packers and beads… so how did they get them??
Simple… I made them! And by the end of this post, you too should be able to recreate your very own “lifesize” sex toy for your boys!
So, let’s get started. In order to make the toys I do, you will need some type of polymer clay, a variety of tools for shaping purposes, and some kind of model to base your toys off of. You don’t necessarily need a butt plug sitting in front of you, but it does help to be able to get the sizing right. Trust me, my first plug was waaaaay too small. If your toy fits in your hand, the little one should fit in Joe’s in exactly the same way.
Today, I’m going to show you how I make up two of my toys, a basic plug and a realistic dildo.
Butt Plug
I’ve already made up the plug on the left, to show you what the clump of clay on the right is eventually going to look like. For anyone who hasn’t worked with polymer clay before, you’ll want to tear off a piece of clay and press it back and forth between your fingers to soften it up before you try to work with it.

Your first step is to shape the clay into a basic tapered shape.

Near the base of the clay you’re going to start pinching it in. It helps to do this with your fingers first, and then with a shaping tool. I’m using a small metal file below because I love the size of it. I think the most important thing to remember is that you want it to be smooth in the end. No rough edges, no sharp corners unless that’s the look you want.

Dildo
In order to make sure my dildo was going to be realistic, I enlisted Big Joe to come in and act as the model. Rick needed to get an up close and personal look to make sure his little lump of clay would look right.

You’re first going to roll out your clay into a log.

If there are any men out there, this part may make you uncomfortable!! I use a craft knife to shape the glans of the dildo, pulling my knife along the shaft to lengthen it smoothly, and pressing up against the tip of my clay log to create a noticeable head.

Once you have your head shaped the way you want it, you’re going to bend the shaft of your log to form the balls. Play with them, using your knife or another tool if you’d prefer, to make sure you’re happy with the final shape of them. My last step is normally to run both the flat side and edge of my knife along the shaft and head to create a bit of texture. Rick likes this part

And here’s Rick with the finished product, showing you how big it is in relation to himself.

Once you have your toys shaped, you need to bake them in the oven to set the shapes. Below I have my two plugs, the realistic dildo and a little blue plug that I also made. The balls you see are going to be used to make a bracelet once they’re baked.

Set the oven and clock to whatever it says on the package of clay. For my clay, they had to go in the oven at 275 for 15 min. for every 1/4 inch of clay. As long as you follow the directions on the package, you’ll be fine. The plugs were a bit thicker than a 1/4 inch but not quite a 1/2 inch so I put them in for 25 minutes. You don’t want to overcook them, but the more toys you make the better you’ll be at timing it right.
In the meantime, the boys decided to pass the time while they waited for their toys to bake.

Once the clay has been baked and cooled, you’re ready to play!! Here are my finished products. The blue toy has a small crystal at the end of the plug so it’s nice and pretty when inserted

Have fun with your toys!! I would love to see your own attempts! Drop me a line at jade.buchanan@yahoo.com with pictures or any questions you have
Jade